Me quito el sombrero--hats off--to the Bronx Zoo, for the clever and hysterical Valentine's Day gift of naming a Madagascar hissing roach after your amor. And in this age of recession, it will only set him or her back $10 dólares as a donation to the zoo.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Look at the significado. He's not a cheap Anthony Michael Hall circa "Weird Science," but a thoughtful, tender soul whose support of this animal sanctuary reveals a premium placed on being community-minded. And cucarachas will survive a nuclear war.
Here's hoping your amor does too.
Of course, you could always stick to choices that while convencionales, are lovely:
2) Dinner for Two.
3) La Cucaracha's Competencia: Diamonds, which also are "forever".
What is the most unique expression of love you have ever received, or given?